teka teki 1 :kenape ank babi jaln tundok...
jawapan:sebab mak die babi la die malu
teka teki 2. . bila ko bangun dya tdor. . . bila ko tdor dya bangun. . ap dya ?
jawapan:tapak kaki..lawak betul..haha..
teka teki 3 : dalam banyak2 moto,moto ape tak leh naik
jawapan:AJI-NO-MOTO
teka teki 4 :Dalam bnyak2 batu batu ape yang paling
besar
jawapannya:batu Caves...hahahahahahahaha
teka teki 5 :ape beza pengantin baru ngan basikal baru atau motor baru?
jawapannya: motor baru ada lubang elak pengantin baru nampak lubang.. ade ko nak elak????kwang kwang kwang...
teka teki 6 :ada seorng lelaki sedang berjalan di dalam hujan.. tetapi tidak pakaipayung.
kenapa baju dia x basah?
jawapan:sebab lelaki tu tak pakai baju!
teka teki 7 : pintu ape yg seploh org tarik pun x leh bukak????
jawapan: pintu yg ade pkataan tolak!
teka teki 8 : Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?
Jawapan : Motosikal sbb dia pakai tongkat
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Friday, October 14, 2011
pengalaman ganti mykad rosak hanya 24 jam secara online
pagi ni sabtu kul 8.30 pagi 15/10/2011 aku menggunakan sistem myganti dari jpn untuk pertamakalinya. Bukan apa, mykad aku telah rosak pada bahagian cip, so sape2 nk buat permohonan bleh buat kat sistem jpn sediakan http://mykadganti.jpn.gov.my/login.php
Bayaran dikenakan cuma rm10 ringgit untuk ganti mycard aku ni, untuk makluman semua, bayaran boleh dibuat melalui visa atau mastercard. So aku pilih bayaran melalui debit kad visa maybank aku , memang senang dan cepat , tak sampai 5 minit jer untuk buat permohonan. So tak perlu lagi nk berkejar2 ke pejabat jpn dan menunggu. jimat minyak, jimat masa dan jimat tenaga.
so sekarang aku tgh tunggu mykad untuk diambil esok, tapi sebelum tu kena pastikan status sudah siap melalui semakan.
Perlu diigat Tempoh 24 jam siap hanya bila kita pilih nak ambil mykad dekat putrajaya sahaja. Tempat lain makan masa dalam 10 hari.
Bayaran dikenakan cuma rm10 ringgit untuk ganti mycard aku ni, untuk makluman semua, bayaran boleh dibuat melalui visa atau mastercard. So aku pilih bayaran melalui debit kad visa maybank aku , memang senang dan cepat , tak sampai 5 minit jer untuk buat permohonan. So tak perlu lagi nk berkejar2 ke pejabat jpn dan menunggu. jimat minyak, jimat masa dan jimat tenaga.
so sekarang aku tgh tunggu mykad untuk diambil esok, tapi sebelum tu kena pastikan status sudah siap melalui semakan.
Perlu diigat Tempoh 24 jam siap hanya bila kita pilih nak ambil mykad dekat putrajaya sahaja. Tempat lain makan masa dalam 10 hari.
koleksi teka teki
Kalau korang boring time lepak2 ngan member atau aweks bleh la berteka teki seketika,bleh tahan la seronoknya, so aku nk kongsikan senarai teka teki yang aku ingat. Apapun aku akan update dari masa ke semasa kalau dapat yang baru. Kawan2 kalau ada teka teki yang baru boleh share dekat komen.
1. Bunga apakah bila disiram akan mati ?
jawapan: bunga api
2. Apakah dia, siang ada satu, malam ada dua?
jawapan: bilangan huruf 'A' dalam ejaan siang dan malam
3. Makanan apa yang tidak boleh dimakan bahagian tengahnya?
jawapan: kuih donut
4. Bola apakah paling dihormati ?
jawapan : bola golf, kerana pemain akan tabik.
5. Ejaan katak bila diterbalikkan jadi katak juga, susu bila diterbalikkan jadi apa?
jawapan: tumpah lah
6. bila dia mati, orang akan bertepuk tangan ?.
jawapan: lilin hari jadi.
7. Binatang apakah paling kaya ?.
jawapan: beruang ( ber uang)
1. Bunga apakah bila disiram akan mati ?
jawapan: bunga api
2. Apakah dia, siang ada satu, malam ada dua?
jawapan: bilangan huruf 'A' dalam ejaan siang dan malam
3. Makanan apa yang tidak boleh dimakan bahagian tengahnya?
jawapan: kuih donut
4. Bola apakah paling dihormati ?
jawapan : bola golf, kerana pemain akan tabik.
5. Ejaan katak bila diterbalikkan jadi katak juga, susu bila diterbalikkan jadi apa?
jawapan: tumpah lah
6. bila dia mati, orang akan bertepuk tangan ?.
jawapan: lilin hari jadi.
7. Binatang apakah paling kaya ?.
jawapan: beruang ( ber uang)
Saturday, April 16, 2011
keburukan rumah teres desa mentari
aku nak list kan keburukan rumah teres tempat aku tinggal skrang (desa mentari blok 2 ),mungkin boleh menjadi iktibar kepada penduduk disini dan bakal nak tinggal disini..jangan marah sebab gua nk marah dulu.
1. tangga dia xbleh tahan..ter lampau2 hancing sangat, dari tinggkat satu sampai la atas.Budak2 ni saja wat dajjal kencing kat tangga..So bila lift rosak terpaksa guna tangga yg busuk tu..sampai nk termuntah dibuatnya.
2.Kebersihan persekitaran amat memalukan, apa taknya, sampah sarap merata2 dari sekitar tong sampah, hingga kan ke dalam lift, bukan sahaja sampah kering malah smpah basah yang busuk.
3. Parking yang kurang selamat, kereta aku dah beberapa kali kena calar..dah la baru beli weh, aku xtahu la kenape tangan tu jahat sangat.
1. tangga dia xbleh tahan..ter lampau2 hancing sangat, dari tinggkat satu sampai la atas.Budak2 ni saja wat dajjal kencing kat tangga..So bila lift rosak terpaksa guna tangga yg busuk tu..sampai nk termuntah dibuatnya.
2.Kebersihan persekitaran amat memalukan, apa taknya, sampah sarap merata2 dari sekitar tong sampah, hingga kan ke dalam lift, bukan sahaja sampah kering malah smpah basah yang busuk.
3. Parking yang kurang selamat, kereta aku dah beberapa kali kena calar..dah la baru beli weh, aku xtahu la kenape tangan tu jahat sangat.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Samsung Galaxy Tab vs Apple iPad
this article copied from :
http://www.toptechreviews.net/tech-news/samsung-galaxy-tab-vs-apple-ipad/
Samsung, a giant company in the electronics industry, is all set to embrace the tablet market with their new product called the Galaxy Tab. Verizon stores will be selling these new tablets on November 11 for the price of $600.
Most experts agree that Apple’s iPad will have a tough competitor now that the Galaxy Tab is about to hit the market. But with its tag, experts are quite frustrated with the Galaxy Tab since the iPad 16GB is just $500 and the 64GB is $700. Take note that the 16GB iPad already comes with a MiFi bundle which would give you a total of $630.
Just recently, Verizon released their data plans namely the 1GB for $20 monthly, 3GB for $35, 5GB for $50, and the 10GB for $50 only. These plans can be used for the Galaxy Tab as well.
While Apple’s iPad has a 9.7-inch screen, the Galaxy Tab on the other hand only has 7 inches. Both the Tab and the iPad have 1GHz processors. However, iPad only sports a low memory of 256MB compared to Galaxy Tab’s 512MB.
You can use either of the two cameras in the Galaxy Tab. One is at the rear while the other is at the front which can be used for video calling feature. Although the current version of iPad does not have this kind of feature, many expect that the future iPads will have its own camera as well.
If you are a fan of Google’s Android, then you would love the Galaxy Tab since it runs on Froyo a.k.a Android 2.2. However, if you don’t mind getting the iOS instead, try to have a bite of Apple’s iPad which has a battery life of 3 hours or more according to the company.
Another thing we wanted to add (thanks to guest comment: ANDY) is that the Galaxy Tab is also a phone so that feature alone makes the Tab a better option. With the iPod you cannot make any calls so you would also need an iPhone but with the Tab, you can make phone calls directly from your device. Pretty cool feature for a tablet and does set the Galaxy Tab apart and makes it even more unique. So take this feature into consideration when you are deciding on which one to get per your needs.
http://www.toptechreviews.net/tech-news/samsung-galaxy-tab-vs-apple-ipad/
Samsung, a giant company in the electronics industry, is all set to embrace the tablet market with their new product called the Galaxy Tab. Verizon stores will be selling these new tablets on November 11 for the price of $600.
Most experts agree that Apple’s iPad will have a tough competitor now that the Galaxy Tab is about to hit the market. But with its tag, experts are quite frustrated with the Galaxy Tab since the iPad 16GB is just $500 and the 64GB is $700. Take note that the 16GB iPad already comes with a MiFi bundle which would give you a total of $630.
Just recently, Verizon released their data plans namely the 1GB for $20 monthly, 3GB for $35, 5GB for $50, and the 10GB for $50 only. These plans can be used for the Galaxy Tab as well.
While Apple’s iPad has a 9.7-inch screen, the Galaxy Tab on the other hand only has 7 inches. Both the Tab and the iPad have 1GHz processors. However, iPad only sports a low memory of 256MB compared to Galaxy Tab’s 512MB.
You can use either of the two cameras in the Galaxy Tab. One is at the rear while the other is at the front which can be used for video calling feature. Although the current version of iPad does not have this kind of feature, many expect that the future iPads will have its own camera as well.
If you are a fan of Google’s Android, then you would love the Galaxy Tab since it runs on Froyo a.k.a Android 2.2. However, if you don’t mind getting the iOS instead, try to have a bite of Apple’s iPad which has a battery life of 3 hours or more according to the company.
Another thing we wanted to add (thanks to guest comment: ANDY) is that the Galaxy Tab is also a phone so that feature alone makes the Tab a better option. With the iPod you cannot make any calls so you would also need an iPhone but with the Tab, you can make phone calls directly from your device. Pretty cool feature for a tablet and does set the Galaxy Tab apart and makes it even more unique. So take this feature into consideration when you are deciding on which one to get per your needs.
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